Santa barely had enough toys for all the children in the world and he was worried about Christmas, 2009.
Something had to be done fast, so he summoned Angie, the youngest of the girl elves.
"Angie! Find me a solution! We need more elfpower to get the toys made for next Christmas and it has to happen really SOON!"
Angie's solution was to get Aaron, Head Elf at North Pole, Inc., to help.
Aaron had many contacts, among them an online pharmacy, which he contacted right away.
Little did Santa know what was brewing! Aaron had found a limitless source for Viagra...soon things were "looking up" at the Workshop!
Aaron had many contacts, among them an online pharmacy, which he contacted right away.
Little did Santa know what was brewing! Aaron had found a limitless source for Viagra...soon things were "looking up" at the Workshop!

Something was working...
Since the gestation period of an elf is only a matter of days, the North Pole soon was overrun with new Santa Helpers.
Santa's problem was solved and Christmas 2009 was saved! All thanks to two elves and a modern pharmaceutical miracle.
And soon, the results of Aaron's efforts would be known!





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